Showing posts with label Nachtmystium. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nachtmystium. Show all posts

12.28.2008

THE HOOM! YEAR IN METAL 2008: GREY MYSTIUM FOR ME


6.1 NACHTMYSTIUM * ASSASSINS: BLACK MEDDLE PART 1 (Century Media)

6.2 DIR EN GREY * UROBOROS
(The End)

I remember standing around drinking with music biz publicists (and an agent) like 10 years ago, suffering through their wheezy litanies about the future of record sales. They took turns droning about internet-based promotion and a leveling of the playing field in which creativity and boldness would no longer be rewarded with obscurity. With the internet, good music would bubble to the top of the brew, chart presence or not. The megaphone now belonged to each record buyer. Ironically, their whole internet-as-noise-machine speech was a doomsday thing; to me, the industry guys always sounded unsubtly scared for their jobs. To a music journalist frustrated at the astounding dollars being thrown around to back the shittiest of shit bands (Crazytown leaps to mind sorry Sergeant D), any change sounded like good news. And this was before file sharing so yeah we had no fucking idea!

Now I'm no expert, but we all have Spidey senses and mine tell me that as 2008 draws to an overdue close (eat shit, George Bush Jr.), we, the Metal listeners, are starting to reap the fruits of the traditional music industry's collapse. To wit, Nachtmystium and their trance-metal masterpiece Assassins: Black Meddle Part 1. Judging from the riotous acclaim on tastemaking metal sites, I was unsurprised at the packed house for the Chicago quartet's opening slot on the Boris/Torche tour. My point is muddy here, but Assassins could never be viewed as a marketable album: too psych for kvltists, too many black metalisms for anyone else, as if either genre posts hearty sales numbers anyway. Assassins would've suffered -- possibly disappeared -- back in 1998 without the deserving patronage of MetalSucks et al. But the record is awesome, and mission accomplished: a shit ton of people at least got to the show on time to see its authors. Shit, the guy from my supermarket's customer service desk was there. (Torche ripped; Boris, well, bored us. WHOOO!)

Sorry for all the blathering but yeah it seems that it's no longer as dangerous to be quote unquote out there, to expand on established tropes and create a truly singular record: in this case, a droning, technicolor Pink Floyd tribute by misanthropic black metallists with no aversion to the odd piano tinkling or gulp saxophone.


Likewise, it's no longer a death sentence to be from a non-English speaking country, like Japan's Dir en grey. Japanese lyricists don't really pick up English smoothly (like, say, Europeans), so the choice is to either stick with their native language or sound like a retarded second-grader. Deg does the former, which pretty much dooms them to obscurity outside of Japan. Well, that and the fucking outfits. But as one after another J-Pop idols have flopped spectacularly in their half-hearted stateside campaigns (hey, there's no market demand for additional dickless pop singers -- we have plenty duhhh), Deg's juice with US listeners originates in their ability to provide a new and exotic product: post-Korn new wave death-rock wailcore. In Japanese.


Sure, singer Kyo needs to put on a goddamn shirt and stop writhing like a cracked-out Whitney Houston. And I for one am glad he almost always opts not to attempt English; he is on some ridiculous shit most of the time, like Simon Le Bon as a Hostel victim. But since Deg jettisoned their visual kei argle-bargle, they've cultivated a monster live show, and cranked out two killer records and two classics, like this year's sprawling, cacophonous Uroboros. Without the potential awareness-spreading tool that is the internet, it's unlikely that a major unit would manage Deg, landing them prime Family Values and Taste Of Chaos slots and direct support on a euphoric Deftones tour. And it's not just the language barrier; their shit is bananas.


9.26.2008

AUTUMN SNUBFEST FEAT. CAVE-IN * NACHTMYSTIUM * ARSIS



Take it from me: In the music industry, most people won't condescend to even speak with anyone of lesser value; If you can't provide money, drugs, or power, don't bother even parting your lips, loser. Looking at you, Joe McIntyre of New Kids On The Block, who can't fathom how Meat Loaf has more pressing matters than entertaining him on set. The little pimple told OK!: 
During a break I tried to talk to [Meat Loaf] about one of his songs that my cousin and his wife performed at their wedding. He just went, 'Who cares!'
Of course he did. Your cousin's wedding? That is boring as whale shit. That's pretty delusional, but then again you could be idiot Roman Keating of similarly dickless pop group Boyzone. Keating tells Angry Ape:
Thom Yorke from Radiohead was pretty rude. We were at the same hotel in Dublin and I went over to say hello as I'm a big Radiohead fan and he just blanked me. I still love the music -- he's just an idiot."
Bwaa-hahahaha HA! Can you picture this? Yorke's thinking: Oh look, there's that 'No Matter What' twat. Shit, he's seen me. Fuck this guy. He actually thinks he can talk to me, Thom Yorke? See that unnecessary 'h' in my name? That stands for 'haughty'.

'Hey man. I'm Roman. I'm a huge fan.'
" ... "
'How do you like the hotel? Cool sauna, huh?'
" ... "
'Tour's going pretty well, I see. You guys killed last night.'
" [blink] "
'Right. Cheers.'
" [sniff] "


Other notable snubs this week:
  • Cave-In bassist/least valuable member Caleb Scofield disses his ex-bandmates' new projects, which we agree with, and demands that Cave-In (above) resume recording and performing, which we also agree with. If we agree, then why are we arguing?
  • Don't believe the hype on Nachtmystium -- the members of this band are neither assholes nor nazis. But that doesn't mean Opeth won't kick them the fuck off their tour. 
  • There are few things as fun as playing alongside Jim Malone in Arsis. And yet bassist Noah Martin has left the band to return to college. Pfft. Doubt it. I think we all know the real story.


6.09.2008

Available In Exchange For Money: June 10 Edition

As a highly successful music journalist, one is granted certain, er, extra-societal privileges. Freeloading. Malodorousness. And, the oft-abused right to thunder down from the heavens with The Grand Pronouncement, where we make some roundly implausible claim for your own buttfucking good, you Bob Dylan-hating jerk! Drunk guys often attempt The Grand Pronouncement -- beware of that bizarre strain of vehement Dave Matthews Band apologist -- but please, good people, leave it to the professionals. Here's a free GP for you on this new release Tuesday, which sees releases from non-Metal (not un-Metal) bands Supergrass, Sloan, and The Charlatans UK. 

Supergrass, Sloan, and The Charlatans UK are three really, REALLY, suuuuper under-appreciated bands. Assassins with a melody. Grooves at surgical levels of precision. Great hair. Wildly rad new albums out today. You are welcome. 

Metal CDs Available In Exchange For Money: June 10

Nachtmystium
Assassins: Black Meddle, Pt 1
(Century Media)
Not everything from Chicago is depressing (Static-X, Oprah) or fucktardedly pretentious (Billy Corgan, Wilco) or stupid as hell (that tampon at the Amtrak desk in Union Station, pretty much everybody else). Nachtmystium is awesome.

Buckethead
From The Coop
(MVD)
Buckethead scared the shit outta me the other night. Surprisingly, my fright had no origin in the fact that he's a tall, skinny dude who wears an assfucking kabuki mask and KFC carton on his head while absolutely whaling on a guitar; I'm cool with that now even though it's the scariest thing in the world for the love of god. And it's alright with everybody that he released a 13-disc set in February. What I'm not cool with, however, is Buckethead headlining Friday night of drink-and-punch street festivals in awful,stinky, broke-ass pit of hell Milwaukee, Chicago's retarded step-sister. 'Yeah bud! Rip it up, ya freek! Hey, Murph! I thought you said we were going to Buckhead. What? Yes! I am going straight out first thing Tuesday to buy the finally-released collection of unholy playing from when this guitartian was just 16. Ohhhh shit, player.' 

6.03.2008

Nachtmystium: 'Assassins,' Floyd, and God's Flesh



Guitar World's Metal Kult blog took a break from its all-Arch Enemy/In Flames format to unleash an awesome series on Chicago black metal quartet Nachtmystium. Visit Metal Kult now and watch part one of their behind-the-scenes look into the making of Blake Judd & Co.'s forthcoming Century Media debut Assassins: Black Meddle, Part One. [While you're there, compliment GW on their EVH-Dime-EVH-Dime cover story cycle.] 

Assassins reportedly is more adventurous -- and influenced by Pink Floyd -- than 2006's supreme Instinct: Decay, so expect to see it right next to Arsis and Origin on all year-end best album lists. Get it June 10th or perish. 

UPDATE: The brilliant Metal Sucks guys agree. So there, Mom!

UPDATE UPDATE: See Nachtmystium on tour with Boris and Torche, authors of two more 2008 classics. I dub that show Boner City. And I am mayor.