Disney, Playskool Launch World's Biggest Traveling Commercial

According to Billboard.com, They Might Be Giants are among acts tapped to headline the Disney Music Block Party Tour. Billbored goes on to report that the tour, hosted by an orphan Disney purchased named Raven-Symone, will give kids a 'festival-like atmosphere,' and Playskool will have a special area for kids to, ahem, 'test' new toys.

Yeah, I'll never forget all those block parties back in the day where I paid to be a focus group for soul-sucking childhood ruiners. Luckily the Hasbro people listened to me when I insisted My Buddy shouldn't have a functioning ballsack. You can thank me for AstroGlide Peach.

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