Showing posts with label gojira. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gojira. Show all posts

3.18.2009

YOU HAVE THE POWER TO FEEL YOURSELF



All those lame celebrity-voiced animated vehicles that Dreamworks and Pixar et al crank out every year have yet to interest me. It's mostly kids stuff, which means no freebasing or dwarf-bangs. Just a lot of conformist brainwashing and Robin Williams. But that could change since David Fincher (Zodiac, The Sensuous Case of Bradley Pitt) is tackling animation with The Goon. Keep an eye on that one.

For now, my wang loves the spellbinding new animated video from metalists Gojira, "All The Tears" (above), which reportedly "is about all the tears." So yeah my boner was already having a busy week when Gojira announced a headline (!) tour last night, featuring opening bands Who Cares and Not Gojira. And we're inside of a week 'til new Mastodon. It's kinda like getting an aching wisdom tooth removed and scoring ten vicodin on your way out the door. Now if only I could get this traffic cone out of my ass. 


2.26.2009

THE HOOM! YEAR IN METAL 2008: ALL HAIL THE NEW FLESH


3 GOJIRA * THE WAY OF ALL FLESH (Prosthetic)

Maybe I'm insecure about my towering ignorance, but still I'll maintain that the meaning of Godzilla wasn't lost on only me. That shit was about a giant lizard bent on stomping Japan into a fine paste, right? That is so awesome that it wasn't until my 20s when I discovered that Godzilla was a nuclear mutant, a metaphor for man's recklessness and bloodlust. Wow. Next you'll tell me Mothra is a warning against energy-wasting porch lights.

Don't be surprised, but despite my razor sharp intellect, I whiffed a second time when four Metal guys took the name Gojira, the native pronunciation, for their awesome band. Again, I reeled at the hugeness, the thunderousness, and signified my ascent with a fist-pump. As Gojira frontman Joseph Duplantier began to address his social views, I had to shamefully duh myself a second time; of course a band called Gojira was going to crush us with their oh-sah-mu pah-wah but not in the name of dominance, steakhead; nay, this Gojira, too, was trying to tell us something.

And thus we are slammed by the quartet's fourth and best album, 2008's The Way Of All Flesh, a masterpiece of post-post hardcore metal. Think of a hyper-charged Chaos A.D. or less patient Lateralus. Think of metal that is manly not macho, dominating but not domineering; the latter terms describe the Anselmo/FSU falsehood, the deep sea fish aglow to scare off those who could consume it. The Bullshit Artist. Gojira is confident without the bluster, a shark who eats on an empty stomach; riffs cycle to saturation and never past it with little variation. In fact, Flesh, like The Crown's Possessed 13, is the antithesis to The Song That Ends Too Soon, like "Breath After Breath" by Duran Duran and Bruce Dickinson's "Strange Death In Paradise." There's a downside, as first listens reveal seemingly little but a list of unfamiliar collections of notes. Once they sink in, however, it's apparent that Duplantier is the picture of restraint, brilliantly guiding each song along its due course.

Which wouldn't matter if the riffs weren't as enormous as they are. With The Way of All Flesh, it seems likely that Duplantier and fellow guitarist Christian Andreu have made grateful fans of both spastic Melt-Banana guitarist Agata Ichirou (those screeching natural harmonic-rakes) and pick-hand studs like Steve Morse (winding progressions powered by stamina riffs). Each riff is melodic and binding, glued to the subtle melodicism of Duplantier's split-octave vocals, which give Flesh a passing resemblance to Mastodon's Blood Mountain. Conveniently, Gojira's other superstar is also named Dupantier, drummer Mario, who turns in fresh and pulverizing work both early and late in Flesh ("Toxic Garbage Island," "Vacuity").

Like all instant classics, Flesh is best compared to the status of other records, not the composition. For example, when Duplantier kicks off the album's third act with the single line "You have the power to heal yourself!" ("Esoteric Surgery"), it recalls the rolled-out run-up on "Ghosts of War" by Slayer and counters the historic opening to The Cult's piece de resistance Sonic Temple: "This is where it all ends." Which is fitting since The Way of All Flesh is lengthy (70 minutes), and might suffer from one too many peak-and-valley sets; surely, Duplantier has a lot to say, resulting in a mercifully brief but needless spoken word stretch on the title track. I'll be sure to shout that at the bottom of his foot as it smooshes me to the Shinjuku pavement.


12.03.2008

BRAIN-WRESTLING WITH GOJIRA



I know this semi-intentionally hilarious guy from Australia who's all into body-building and shit. He wears a singlet (above) at the gym and never I mean never misses an opportunity to drop outrageous Aussie sex slang. To get a boner is to "bar up." Tits are "knocks." A super hard-on can be described as "blue steel" whatever the fuck that means. I love the guy, but yeah he's a walking penis. Once he yelled at me for neglecting to invite him to an impromptu sausage party, at which we watched the DeNiro-Pacino classic Heat. In consolation, I lent him director Michael Mann's follow-up, The Insider. He later returned it to me with a scrunched-up face, saying "this is proper garbage this one. Heat shits on this." I opened my mouth to reply when a co-worker, also Australian, blurted out "Probably because enjoying The Insider requires half a brain, wanker." 

I wish I could let loose both of those fiesty Aussies on silly Cosmo Lee of the pretty cool Invisible Oranges blog, who reviewed Gojira's The Way Of All Flesh for asswipe Pitchfork last week. No offense, but the "requires half a brain" theory applies here. 
The performances are flawless, but overly so. Everything is polished to a gleaming sheen. When the band tries to swing, like in "A Sight to Behold", it comes off as, well, white. Heaviness is in no short supply; "Vacuity" is a single-minded stomp, while the title track pounds chugging riffs into the ground. Without edges, heat, or blood, though, such punishment is joyless. To their credit, Gojira avoid metal's tonal clichés in favor of open-ended abstraction. But it's cold and distant, unbefitting of the passionate lyrics. Undoubtedly, this material is better live, where the band has a fearsome reputation. There, the images are of raised fists and flying hair. Here, the images are of plastic discs and 1's and 0's.
Yeah this is like paragraph six, capping off a thousand words of "I don't get Gojira" whining. It's a weak angle, and readers can see the doubt creeping into Lee's blathering that perhaps The Way Of All Flesh isn't open-ended in the name of abstraction, but in reluctance to draw musical conclusions where lyrical ones abound. Not to get all sanctimonious but the issue is that Gojira leaves some dots unconnected, like Michael Mann. But it's too late; Lee has committed to his cop-out. I know this is 'Merica and everyone is entitled to his or her opinion but... Ok I don't know how to finish that sentence.


10.20.2008

SO. HEARD THE NEW GOJIRA?


Ever get home on a Monday evening and just crash on your bed, still in your jacket? If you have, it must be because you listened to the ripping new Gojira The Way Of All Flesh record all goddamn weekend. Aaaand there were probably some drugs in there somewhere. Shit, there must've been drugs, 'cause I don't even remember being at w*** today. But still, that could just be because my brain is running four different Gojira riffs non-stop. Nnnnnaw. It's the drugs. And the hot dogs. Turn this shit up!



10.02.2008

LE METAL EN HAUT VOTRE COL



I don't care one way or another, but precisely huhwhat is up everybody's asses this week? Gas prices? Taxpayer-funded corporate bailouts? Another historic Mets collapse? The return of Adnan just when we're trying to like Britney again? Lately, when I'm  not getting yelled at on the street, it's an unending eyelash-singeing tirade at w***. The delivery guy hung up on me, my neighbor might have fingered me as our building's reviled mail-stealer, and my b*** ***** ** until nobody ** *************** ** *!! 

Dudes should just chill out, get crunk, maybe listen to (most of) the awesome new Gojira album The Way Of All Flesh. While doing that, imagine the upcoming Soilwork show in your town with goddamn motherfucking Peter Wichers (above) again rocking stage right. And there you are in the front row, swooning. Ya seeing it? The yawning chords of "Fate In Motion"! That pair of pert four-bar mini solos in "One With The Flies"! Doesn't that feel good!? Wow I sound like Richard Simmons. And that's what got me kicked off Letterman. Well and the sparkly short-shorts.  


8.21.2008

YOU CAN ALL BLOW IT OUT YOUR ARSIS



It's probably hard to tell by just reading this, but holy shit I am totally freaked out right now. They told me it was bad; I didn't think it was going to be this bad. No, I'm not talking about the new Rose 'N Roses song "Shackler's Revenge" because that shit is awesome (just like the last official song wAxl put out, "OMG!"). Nor is my terror the result of more fucking Kiss merchandise on the horizon or that Jimmy Page is an A-1 blue-ribbon fucktard.

No, friends, the real mind-blowing, earth-shattering shit is ... It's just so gross. So gross and wrong. Very gross, very very wrong. Watch this clip with extreme caution.

Still alive? Great! Now it's time to rejoice that Van Halen bassist Michael Anthony is popping by the best lil' beach community in the nation and that there's a new Gojira tune here and that Slipknot won't be bullied by dickless authority figures and that Metal Nick at Metal Injection Of Awesomeness just posted fresh live clips of Mastodon, Arsis (below), and some emo dork taking a headstock to the face. Now we ... make ... PARTY!!  


8.20.2008

I'M SICK OF NEARLY SEEING IN FLAMES LIVE



As far as Metal music goes, HooM!'s policy is live and let live. That said, In Flames is awful -- a fact I'd happily neglect to point out if the Gothenburg suktet would stop crashing all the fucking good metal shows. From Blabbermouth:
Swedish metal band In Flames has announced a North American headlining tour in support of its new album, A Sense of Purpose. The month-long trek will launch on November 6 in Montreal, Quebec, Canada and will run through December 10 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Apparently In Flames' publicist sees more value in pointing out that Quebec is part of Canada than mentioning support acts All That Remains (above; hey, lighten up there, muscles), Gojira (!!) and 36 Crazyfists (Sorry I like my fists nice and sane). Oh wait there they are, listed above the tour itinerary. Gee thanks. Anyway, this tour will mark at least the fifth time the In Flames guys will see the back of my head as I depart prior to their set, as discussed here. Gojira rips!


8.15.2008

POKING EYES OUT, SLASHING GUTS, KICKING THROATS



Not to get all emo, but I just had one of those point-of-no-return moments: It's clear as of this moment that my job sucks and jail time is in my immediate future unless I depart it post haste. I will sound like Uncle Rico here, but maybe there's a time machine that could transport me back a few years to somehow join Gojira, French extreme space-metallists. There'd be a language barrier and all, but I do know a bunch of Serge Gainsbourg songs. That couldn't hurt. From a press release reproduced in its fucking entirety at Headbanger's Blog:
Even Gojira’s most devoted followers will likely be rendered speechless by the band’s upcoming album, The Way Of All Flesh, which comes out October 14.

Throughout the disc, the band vault from one end of the metal spectrum to the next, ping-ponging from Meshuggah to Opeth, Morbid Angel to Voivod, enveloping the disc with a conceptual web redolent of Mastodon, but rooted in reality, not fantasy. Gojira have touched upon environmentalism before on songs like “Global Warming,” but here the tunes are imbibed with a sense of dread, as if they’re no longer issuing a call to action, and instead have started ringing the death knell.

“This album is a requiem for our planet,” says frontman Joe Duplantier. “We don’t want to be negative or cynical about the fate of humanity, but the situation on earth is growing critical, and the way humans behave is so catastrophic that we really need to express our exasperation about it.”
Come to think of it, I'm probably more like The Simpsons' Moe Szyslak: 'Hey -- I may be ugly and hate-filled, but ... Wait. What was the third thing you said?"