12.12.2008

HOPEFULLY LITA'S GONNA 'TAKE IT' MUAH HA HA



I have absolutely no fucking idea why, but Brooklyn Vegan has mad pictures from Twisted Sister's retarded holiday show in New York the other night. BV is the nationwide source for hipster douche-twists who front like they're part of the lame-ass NYC scene, which apparently includes some flabby, old drag queens and their canon of awful, awful songs. And that's not even considering their hideous cash-grab of a holiday album. 

The upshot of all this is another step in the re-emergence of Lita Ford, aka blue-ribbon spank material for rockers 1983 - 1991. Despite shitting out some kids and getting drilled by Tony Iommi, W.A.S.P. guitarist/class act Chris Holmes, and finally Nitro singer Jim Gillette (don't karate chop me), Ford hasn't given up on her bod, staying hot enough to pull off a um Santa-themed red vinyl and straps ensemble (above). Which made Dee Snider and crew that much uglier by contrast. Shit Eddie Trunk looks like an adonis next to those ghouls. Stop confusing my wang, freaks!


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