So a lot of dudes are calling Lars Ulrich of suckass Patheticallica a major dumbshit for inadvertently outing himself to Blender this week. The Chicago Tribune reports:
Ulrich gave up cocaine awhile ago, but he does miss something about it: "The bonding. Two guys in a bathroom stall — it feels like the most important place in the whole world in that moment. I've actually gone into bathroom stalls with friends since I quit, just so I still have a little bit of that bonding."
Yeah ok I don't think Lars is stupid per se -- just annoying as fuck. Anyway, it's probably not that he misspoke or chose his words carelessly, causing a harmless statement to sound homoerotic. Nay, he's engaged in toe-in-the-water testing for an eventual full and complete outing. With Kirk to follow. That's the main thing.
On a secondary note, only a retard runs his mouth to a national publication about how he misses doing drugs but tries to act like what he misses isn't the drug itself. Even I know that this kind of talk is code for "I'm not hopelessly craving cocaine, just the fun stuff that comes with it; I'm not addicted." Just say it dork! You hate every second of your miserable life not spent hoovering delicious, sadness-killing cocaine! We ALL do.
And finally, does Ulretch actually accompany his cokehead friends into unsupervised public places to y'know just hang out? Dude, those cats don't want to hang out with Lars for his conversation or ahem bonding. The same rules apply in Lars' world as my aunts': Bring some drugs or get the motherfuck out.
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