SWICE AS SNICE

Earlier this month, Scar Symmetry debuted with their two new singers in Spain. This week the Swedish sextet did the smart thing and posted a youtube (above) that makes them sound like two donkey dicks slapping together. Worse, there's a black tank top involved; worse still, there's some fan near the camera croaking all over the shit. Maybe SS could've found a better clip?

Annoying footage aside, I actually hear people complain about guys like Mr. Fabulous above singing along to the songs at concerts. Um isn't that the point? Let's focus on real issues here people, like dingleberries who actually breach the stage: arms-crossed sidestage lurkers (so you promoted the band's last show in town, wow you're a celebrity), macho stagedivers (pump your fist all you want I'm not fucking catching you), radio disc jockeys dragging out their stage intros all night (nobody's tuning in to your shitty broadcast, fatty), and sickly groupies (don't you get enough stage time at your stripping job?). Does the marquee read Scar Symmetry & Friends Smiletime Happy Hour? Do you freaks actually think the band wants you there, gumming up their work and getting in their shot? GET THE MOTHERFUCK OFF THE STAGE.