Wigger-slam discourse emporium Metal Inqusition's first anniversary may have been knocked from the front page by the guy who safely splash-crashed a freaking jumbo jet in a NYC river, but it's a story of equal importance, folks. It truly is. Because just as an experienced, balanced pilot who extensively studies the psychology of air crisis management is the ideal guy to have in the captain's chair when some punk-ass birds opt to down a jetliner, the MI guys are your well-qualified and passionate guides through the tumultuous waters of Glenn Danzig's house, Robb Flynn's Disease, questionable graphic design, general metal embarrassment, and uh Crazytown. HooM! Horns on this day of celebration.
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