7.06.2009

FUCK THA MOUNTED POLICE



It's just common sense that terrorists like to travel with a lot of decorative body armor, guitars, and white make-up so I can see how Canadian border authorities would hesitate to permit bands into their country to make loud sounds. In Behemoth's case, there clearly is some sinister anti-Metal prejudice at work here and I can't be the only one who suggests retaliatory legislation from the band's home country of Poland recalling all those NHL players with unpronounceable names. Well we at HooM! and our hothead buddies will take action and just for that shit, we've got Rush's drummer and he is never again setting foot in Canada without the incursion of a billion dollar Peart tariff.

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