At HooM! we glory in beating up on dim-witted alcoholic phonies, and Slash has been their leader since his remarkably ill-conceived statements concerning now-convicted Rose 'N Roses leaker Kevin "Skewrl" Cogill. Let's not waste any more space outlining the HooM! stance on Slash, but shit the supervillain Cogill himself points out yet another dimension of lunatic hypocrisy to the once-great guitarist's suck-ass attitude. To MTV News:
A friend of mine conducted an interview with Slash last year in which he called me a thief and wished that I 'rot in jail.' I found that surprisingly crass, especially considering the guy has made no bones about shoplifting cassette tapes with the same rationale as today's downloaders. So if he wants to see me in jail, I'll see him in the cafeteria.
See, Cogill could've gone even further. Everything about Slash's shitty book and former image and band (above, it was so easy) was about reckless danger and drugs. Now the narc is talking like some cranky dad. I guess that's fine, but then he should hereby be banned from music. Narc-ass dads aren't welcome in rock. Go start a fancy t-shirt line. Shoo.
1 comment:
And yet, we clamor for a reunion. Putting Slash and Axl back together is probably a very bad idea.
Post a Comment