I'm holding my breath cuz the Aug. 21 Staples Center date of Aerosmith's injury-plagued tour is beginning to look like a sure thing. I mean the frail, brittle bimbos haven't cancelled or cut short a show in weeks! Oh wait.
Wednesday's concert at Sturgis Motorcycle Rally was cut short when lead singer Steven Tyler fell off the stage. Halfway through the concert during "Love In An Elevator," the sound system went out. But tyler continued to entertain the crowd by dancing around when he fell off the Chip stage, according to reports. Tyler suffered minor head, neck, and shoulder injuries, but the severity of injury is not immediately clear. The singer was airlifted to a hospital in Rapid City.
Yeah if you're wondering why Aerosmith is playing a motorcycle event after a long-career of being too high/chic to even mount one, just remember that Tyler has his own line of heavily ornamented bikes to shill. And because of that, my L.A. date is in grave peril. Stupid North Dakota.