11.18.2008

HURRAH! THE NEW CYNIC IS AWESOME!


With the Victoria's Secret fashion show in town, Miami was overrun with hot model vajay this weekend. I gawked briefly at oh about 600 photos of sexy posedroids strolling beachside in bikinis, but imagine my surprise to find snaps of gigantic-assed socialite Kim Kardashian (above, weeeee!), who it seems took an afternoon to privately celebrate the long-awaited sophomore release by prog-metal greats Cynic right there on the band's home turf. I had no idea she was so Metal. You said it, Kim; Traced In Air is tits


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