Metal means smashing elitism and pretension, but allow me to mount my high horse and say that this shit (above) is not okay. Metal profiteers like Sharon Osbourne and goofballs like Jada Pinkett-Smith are easily ejected from Metal (and hipsters natch), but it might be time to get all Patriot Act and root out enemies within our own populace; could Children of Bodom frontman Alexi Laiho be a proverbial citizen banished among foreign terrorists at Metal's Guantanamo Bay? I'm NOT OVERREACTING; that is Kenny G, people. Look how happy they are, with their matching shirts, all planning to start a band with Marty Friedman and Avril Lavigne. Serenity now.
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