Holy shit Riki Rachtman can totally s my c because he's a 20-year cockblocking mega-poser. That's a million posers in one. For TWO DECADES. This week's Rock Of Love: Charm School, on which the always despicable Rachtman (above) is a ahem judge, was just packed with eye-rolling, finger-wagging, and down-talking from ex-Headbanger's Ball host. You see, the co-owner of The Cathouse doesn't have any tolerance for bimbo behavior or trashy antics (like, say, around 8:45 on this). I'd accuse Riki of riding Taime Downe's coattails but uh yeah what coattails; Faster Pussycat's big hits sound like Aerosmith living beneath a bridge and a Lifetime original movie with guitar solo, respectively. Oh sorry I forgot the breathtaking "Bathroom Wall" what a gem. Anyway, last time I saw Riki, I expressed my distaste by joining about a thousand Metal people in pelting the big phony with balled-up beer cups and shit. So since 1992, double-R and I were even. Buttttt HooM! Woman of the Year 2008 nominee Megan Hauserman talks Charm School blues to VH1.com:
The only guy around was the biggest loser. I wouldn’t even let him look at me in a bikini. Riki said I was stupid and not that good-looking in one of this week’s extras, you know.We don’t get along at all, ever since the Rock of Love reunion, when I told him to go fuck himself. And then, on Charm School, I thought that he didn’t have anything to do with who left or who stayed, so I was just an asshole to him all the time.
Riki sounds just like the old days, comforting himself while watching the hot girls pass him over for a (relative) winner like Taime. Sorry Taime is one of the losers but at least he's their leader. No wonder Riki's band was called Virgin. Rachtman out of Metal! PS Brandi C. rulz!!
2 comments:
Oh my god what a pathetic bitter loser you are. Cmon posting message just insulting people. I met Riki at a charity function for kids with down syndrome ( go ahead make jokes) He spoke to the parents and it seemed like he was very happy with his life. I know in the latest edition of MXP It shows his home,cars motorcycles and stunning wife. He is happy and I would guess he always has been. What about you?
I wish you would say the things to his face I really do.
Maybe you should search on the story about Riki in which he beat the living shit out of 2 DJs at the same time that talked shit about him. When he was released from jail he said he would do it again
I agree with you on this subject!
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