Uhhh it's perfectly understanguishable to call Jimmy Page a moron, and yeah his playing detours into extreme dong-suckage, and this whole Plant-less Zeppelin reunion shit is rank, and angry people like me haven't forgotten the car commericals or Coverdale/Page, but come on Jack Bruce (above, farting). Cream sucks ass. Clapton is garbage that's been pissed on. Always and forever. But wait. Bruce airs out four decades of jealousy to Classic Rock:
Everybody talks about Led Zeppelin, and they played one fucking [reunion] gig — one fucking lame gig — while Cream did weeks of [reunion] gigs; proper gigs, not just a lame gig like Zeppelin did, with all the keys lowered and everything. We played everything in the original keys. Fuck off, Zeppelin, you're crap. You've always been crap and you'll never be anything else. The worst thing is that people believe the crap that they're sold. Cream is 10 times the band that Led Zeppelin is.That's a bold opinion.What? You're gonna compare Eric Clapton with that fucking Jimmy Page? Would you really compare that?To be fair, they're different kinds of player, aren't they?No! Eric's good and Jimmy's crap. And with that I rest my case.
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