I MAY BE AN IDIOT

I kinda got yelled at for defending the actions of Kyle Drinkwine, Wisconsin's Karaoke Clobberer. But but but The Smoking Gun's version of the events gives the impression that Drinkwine was defending Metal from its abusers, in this case a couple of chuckleheads butchering Dio's "Holy Diver." But after a fresh look at the report and Drinkwine's telling mugshot, it began to dawn that TSG's account is misleading and that Drinkwine might've been the aggressor in a very un-Metal, downright jockish attack. (It seems that a few dozen Blabbermouth commenters -- true, not exactly a Metal think tank -- had come to the same erroneous conclusion I did.) 

Anyway, I'll set the stage for another reversal/correction by saying FUCK Kyle Drinkwine and his awesome name. But if this whole thing goes to illustrate my idiocy and that of Drinkwine, we're still mere pretenders to the grand throne of fuckheadery belonging to Jerry Montano, mega-idiot. When not playing on roundly ignored records (Nothingface, The Deadlights, Danzig, HellYeah!) or making drunken gun threats toward Vinnie Paul, Montano has taken to getting his ass kicked by half-ass pop-country dicklesses. Ugh. From TMZ:

Montano (ass-kickee) is suing the chaps off John Rich (ass-kicker) for that October beatdown in Rich's room at the Mondrian Hotel in L.A. 

In the lawsuit, filed Monday in L.A. County Superior Court, Jerry claims that before the violence, he was warned by Rich's business manager that the star often became "extremely violent when drunk" -- but decided to go back to [Rich]'s hotel room anyway. While in the room, Jerry claims Rich became "increasingly violent and belligerent" over a girl. 

Now Jerry is suing for an undetermined amount for costs related to the "cuts, scrapes, permanent scarring, swelling, and bruising to his lips, jaw, face, teeth and nose." Montano told us last month that he wasn't going to press charges -- but Jerry didn't tell us he wasn't gonna charge for it.

What the fuck is Montano doing in John Rich's hotel room? They should settle this with a grenade battle to maximize fatalities. Because they should all die. By grenade.