Boston Celtics: Bad-Ass Pussies

MVP Paul Pierce: 'Happy endings for all!' 
You'd never know it judging by their ferocious game, but 2008 NBA Champion Boston Celtics, one and all, need to lay off the hysterics and show some fuckin' dignity in victory. After the game, Garnett was speaking in tongues; Pierce got his totally homo drill sergeant thing going; family members milled around, snacking on finger foods; Doc Rivers was blubbering all over ESPN punk Stuart Scott, who, correctly identified as a moron, was showered in jeers by Boston fans. As was NBA Commissioner David Stern. I booed the totally hackneyed move of playing Bruce Springsteen's 'Glory Days.' Shit got so crazy that Michael Wilbon used the term 'stick-to-it-tiveness.' Pierce, accepting his Finals MVP trophy, paused from making out with James Posey to treat himself to some petty bitching about detractors, past, present, and ... future? That question mark means To Be Continued... 

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