Yngwie's Chesthair: 'I Object, Your Honor'

Guitar god Yngwie Malmsteen appeared in a New York courtroom today, reportedly as part of a protracted legal entanglement with a former manager. While he's at it, Malmsteen should get an injunction on his man-cleavage. TMZ.com reports:

We're told that the judge tolerated Yngwie's chesty display -- though curiously enough women in sandals and shorts were turned away. And guess what -- he just won a $400K judgement! We the jury love chest hair! [sic]

For $400K, I'd wear a mesh half-shirt to court in Alabama. Another $400K will get you an unbuttoned fly. Those stuffy judges love it when you show a little neck.

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