Voivod Lives: Live At Heavy MTL
Faced with a minimum foreign language requirement at my uppity high school, I chose French. Call me naive, but my reasoning was that Voivod would someday enlist me for guitar duties. And even though I'd later discover that Quebecois French (spoken by Voivod) is pretty dissimilar to Parisian French (taught by Mme G.) and I didn't learn shit and this guy stole my spot in Voivod anyway, I stand by my decision as I was one of three dudes and French language is a documented vagina-moistener. Learn from me, young people.