To say nothing of LeBron James' surreal abilities -- only an insane person would begrudge him that -- the guy is a dingleberry. But now that LeBron's Cavaliers boast on their roster one Maurice "Mo" Williams (above, kickee), late of Milwaukee Bucks non-fame, there's a player even less likable! Though it's nice that LeBron made him wax them furry shoulders. Yark.
Anyway, there's a been a concerted bitch campaign underway since Williams wasn't voted an All-Star reserve by the coaches. Then Orlando G Jameer Nelson got hurt, but Ray Allen of Boston Celtics was chosen to replace him. More squawking from the Cleveland camp. But now Chris "Predator" Bosh is injured, and at long last "Less" Williams has his ticket to Phoenix and the All-Star game. Look, I pick up run-off ass at the club from my famous rapper friend, but you don't see me stamping my feet for GQ's Man of the Year.
In similar news, Metallica was rewarded for their wimpy, irritating bullshit with a Grammy for the stupid, stupid song "My Apocolypse," probably because the other bands were injured or something. And because Rick Rubin is on their team.
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