That Maria Brink. She fronts a shitty band and uses her only comparatively good looks to sell it. And now her publicist can delight in misleading horny Metal guys with headlines like Maria Brink Poses For Playboy even though I've seen more of Brink with a carefully positioned mirror than this single pic reveals. I don't think it should be legal to appear in Playboy with clothes on; chicks are sitting around fully-attired everywhere thank you very much. And look closely -- if she repositions that right arm, those danglers will cascade grotesquely down her fupa. They're not good tits -- just big tits. The kind that explode from unfastened bras like two sacks of rice flung down the stairs. The kind that offend the tops of your feet with their incessant staring. The kind that obey no laws of our physical universe. Go back to the fourth dimension, floobs!
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This person is a retard. In This Moment is a very talented band and it's the people WITH talent that Playboy asks to interview. The idiots and bimbos having nothing going for them but to get naked.
Your a fucking moron mariah brinks is an amazing vocalist, in a great band
Obviously you don't understand the nature of physics. There's this wonderful thing called gravity that drags things closer to the center of large bodies, such as the earth. With time, breasts become subject to gravity and, yes, begin to sag. As a buxom woman, I can tell you that the porn stars with perky, huge tits portray an unrealistic picture of what large breasts look like. Yeah, they hang a little. Yeah, some people thing they look weird. But they're our bodies, and I commend Maria for showing her beauty in a manner that is tasteful and still sexy. To think that a woman has to be naked in order to be in Playboy is narrow minded and primative.
As for In This Moment, everyone has the right to like or dislike a band. I personally don't like Judas Priest, save for a few songs, so I won't persecute you for that. However, it is not up to you to judge whether or not a band has talent. If they have a following, there must be something they're doing right.
But please, do continue to spread your narrow-minded opinions. It makes me smile. Good day to you.
The author of this article must deaf, dumb and blind. Enough said.
In this moment is an amazing fucking bank maria brink is a very sexy female and the dumb fuck that said in this moment is a shit band shall die and rot in hell!!!!!!!!!
In This Moment; a bunch of hollwood emo bullshit, backed by generic riffs and is all on all incredibly bland. It's been done 1000 times and much much better. Give me something new, I'm getting bored with seeing this shit everywhere.
I want to puke on this woman.
Even if they are real they are GROSS, I have seen many woman with "big breast" who are sweaty, stinky, yeast infected, & I over all disgusting. She does not use even "real" music, she is a fake ass whore, who uses SEX to sell albums, if you can't sell REAL music GET OFF THE STAGE!!!!, she is a FAKE, who makes dumb ass men think she is "all that" people like that can't f$&ck worth a crap!!!!! That's why they sing that they can!!! Her music sucks, the guys playing though are BAD ASS!!!!get rid of the "whore" and yoh guys will go far!!!!
True that!! I agree!!
Get rid of the "whore" who gets rid of the rest of you & MAKE MUSIC!!!!
Whether you like the band or not, they're getting the publicity is what they want, both the good and the bad. Hollywood doesn't give a shit if you don't like how her tits look or if you think she's a "real" artist. The bottom line is you're talking about them and regardless of what your opinion is, their albums sell. Obviously more than what most of you fuckers sitting with your thumb up your ass that don't even contribute to music besides wasting your time criticizing their music when you can easily change the fucking channel and go about your way. Get a life and get the fuck over it. Enough said
Ok all u fucking haters out there eat a dick seriously that number 1 reason everybody talking shit on maria who fucking cares she posed nude so fucking what so did half of the celebrities in the world got naked for a camera. If u r a real headbanger and listen to metal ud kno our metal god Corey Taylor lead singer of slipknot and stone sour. Him and Maria brinks r actually good friends and corey even says maria brinks is the the most talented women sings metal hes seen in his carear better than kittie. Otep. Arch enemy. Dont get me wrong there badass to. But hes a metal god. And u disagree take it up with the 80 percent out of every headbangers in the world. So all u haters out there do the world a favior staple ur mouth shut. U can like or dislike any band u want but All u talk shit call her a whore or she poses nude to get more ratings. It just makes her even more sexy. So go take ur butt plug and stick it up ur asses while sucking big bobs big fatt dick. U dont like what I say fuck u boo hoo lil princesses boo hoo 2 tears in a bucket fuck it wont loose no sleep.
Is anybody a musician out there? I guess not. Because you obviously are oblivious of musical structure, theory and what it's all about. A lot of people are pretentious and self centered assholes who think they can be critics, when they can't even name three notes. Much less play them. As for Maria and her band. She´s hot, and screams beautifully. She's a good writer (not like Tarja) and I bet she has more of an artist in her eylashes than all the anonymous commenters here. In This Moment is a pretty decent band and their music is well above average. And they can make a living out of it. Which leads me to think most commenters are envious of. This blog seems written by a pretentious teenager...
Absolutely right
In this moment is an amazing band. Maria Brink caught me with her vocals. I was absolutely amazed the first time I heard her voice. She is also perfectly gorgeous. Not a thing wrong with her or her band. They are amazing. You're a fucking moronic douchebag. Signed, willowcfh
My opinion , In This Moment is a awesome band and Maria Brink is an amazing woman . Your right that everyone is entitled to a option to there take in pictures as well as music . Myself i like both her pic and her music. It doesn't matter if she is fully or partly nude, even though I would love to see her fully or partly nude that's not the point. Point is opinions are like ass holes everyone is going to have one.!
Obviously does not know what real breasts do on a real woman, actually probably has never touched breast from mom's basement
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