If not for stupid awesome Lebron's big shot to win game 2, the Magic would have an insurmountable 3-0 series lead on those rotten Cavs. 'Twas a clutch play made possible by some uh iffy officiating and no pressure on the inbounds passer and Lebron's awesome so I feel guilty for cursing him when, as a basketball snob purist type, I should worship him. Another guy I'm pissed at for being a winner is Behemoth frontman Nergal, who's boffing some free-thinking naked model/pop singer in Poland (above, sushi?). To put that into perspective, it's equivalent to Erik Rutan porking Britney Spears. Or Barney Greenway and Posh Spice.