I'll be frank. I think Jim Root of Slipknot is a great guy, good guitarist, probably has a nice low post game. So it was after much MetalSucks begging that I agreed to interview Root's lady, Cristina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil. I knew she'd find me irresistible. Damn this power. 
Italian rock/metal band Lacuna Coil will embark on a U.S. headlining tour in July. Support on the trek will come from Kill Hannah, Seventh Void (Type O Negative's Kenny Hickey and Johnny Kelly), and Dommin.
I picked up a clue that her booty was steaming for me when Scabbia at first pledged a summer of Euro festival dates during our talk only to renege a moment later, saying that plans tend to change. What she meant to say was that she could no longer ignore the tingling my voice caused in her private bits; she was under my power. Her summer was decided then and there. She would go forth and tame America, play 90-minute sets, become a woman of destiny. Only then would the two of us stand as equals. Then out come the boobies.

1 comment:

amy said...

she must really be hot to trot, bringing the Type O Negative guys and all... ...