8.01.2008

HETFIELD, TRUJILLO MAKE A NICE COUPLE




I'm with Dallas Coyle: Blabbermouth readers are genius! Especially the teenagers who leave hilarious comments pocked with misspellings and epithets, usually branding your favorite band 'gay.' I thought it was just a figure of speech. But it's strangely prescient when referring to Metallica, or more accurately, the bio-roids from the future Lars enlisted to kidnap/replace the real Metallica in 1990. Look at those 'mos! Trujillo doesn't need to shoot catty glares at those chicks -- James is a one-dude dude. PS Nice shorts. 

"I'm all set for moisturizer, Bob. I'll be outside. Don't forget to get a nice tea tree facial mask."


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