I look down my dashing Italian nose at mystics but I did read Tool's egghead website a lot in the early 2000s; those nutjobs have dropped a lot of acid or whatever's stronger than acid judging from their um ideas, more recently nutshelled in the April Guitar World with bimbo Kirk Hammett. Toting a guitar with a lot of retarded and possibly conflicting symbols opposite Tool's Adam Jones, Hammett is begging for a reprise of Kristin Bell's (above) farewell kiss-off of Russell Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Or a taser to the nuts. One of the two.
Anyway, I may be changing my tune about kinship among all living things and the great magnet cuz I was in my jammies when suddenly my boner began to rise against its easterly curve to point to the right, where lies my computer. What is it boy, I asked before spotting news that Mastodon's new record, Crack The Skye, is streaming here. Sound quality is shittay, but hey whatever. Thanks, boner! I promise to get you wet soon!
1 comment:
What is it boy? Fucking hilarious!
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