9.26.2008

THE 2008 MALCOLM AWARDS



The always glamorous and relevant Emmys went awesome this year judging from all the excitement and rave reviews. And oh, the ratings, my stars. I didn't see a minute of it, as I was at the 2008 MALCOLM AWARDS. The food was great, A-List only stars were there (so no TV actors zing!), and my dress was stunning. But the Malkies aren't about celebrity, they're about honoring outstanding Malcolms worldwide. Here's a recap of the winners:


POT-PUFFING POLITICIAN CATEGORY:
Malcolm Turnbull

FAN-HATING WAL-MART SLUT CATEGORY
Malcolm Young (above)

BAD-ASS SUPER GENIUS CATEGORY
Malcolm X

GUY WHO FOISTED SEX PISTOLS ON US CATEGORY
Malcolm McLaren

STAR OF HILARIOUS DOUBLE SPEED SEX SCENE CATEGORY
Malcolm McDowell

UPPITY CLASSICAL MUSIC GUY CATEGORY
Malcolm Proud

THE DICK HERTZ LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD (presented by Bruce Cockburn)
Malcolm Burns (producer, former member of ahem Boys Brigade)

COOL GUY WHO COMMENTS ON HOOM! CATEGORY
Metal Malcolm 


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