On my short list of Earth's Least Metal People, the cast of CW's Gossip Girl ranks at a hearty #78, between MTV VJ LaLa and that retarded chick who stares wordlessly into her webcam. Well, the following bit of news goes to show how poorly researched HooM! is. From What Would Tyler Durden Do?:  
The Sept. 15 issue of Star reveals that Leighton Meester, who plays Gossip Girl's privileged Blair Waldorf in the hot TV series, was born while her mother was serving a federal prison sentence in Texas. 

The future star was raised by a relative while mom served out her sentence for her role in a major drug-running ring.

And Meester's mom isn't the only member of her family with a record — her father, grandfather and aunt all did hard time in federal prisons for drug dealing!
Yes! Welcome aboard, Leighton (above, on a re-up mission in Koreatown), if that is your real name. When we met that day in Burbank, I sensed a real connection. Turns out it was because we both had heroin bundles crammed up our asses. Call me!

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