Okay this photo must be a high school dance or a scene from a CW show 'cause nowhere in this realm is there a Metal guy within taser range of that moist fox pack. I feel ya dude, you gotta rock your Pantera shirt no questions asked. But is it that your jaws get cold often? It looks like your hair is slowly attempting to strangle you with ya gawking ass. And psst! the dancefloor is for um dancing, tit-starer. You left your Metal bros with their discussion of why Reinventing The Steel is better than Cowboys From Hell and snuck up on that pseudo-hippie chick, now pounce! I woulda selected ol' yellow dress there though she looks how do I say this not easy enough?
While we're on the subject, the second best Pantera record is RTS, their final. The riffs, the grooves, the fury. So take that, Sergeant D. if that is your real name. Metal Dudes Out Of Dances!
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