FUCKIN SLAUGHTER ROXX

Yeah call it the benefit of hindsight but gulp Slaughter actually had some heavy shit. Now, you basically have to run a red marker through all the schmaltzy songs that seem like refugees from a Don Johnson album. Other than that, "Eye To Eye"? Slammin'! And how about that Vinnie Vincent diss track, "Burning Bridges"! Forget about it. Anyway it kinda reminds me of this girl I felt uh dated in junior high. I totally got snickered at by the record store nerds when I bought the Stick It Live EP for her birthday. Yeah who was laughing when her boobs were out that night? Well not literally. Naked knockers don't really provoke laughter except that once and I already apologized to Maria Brink.