Setlist is a HooM! serial in which an unreasonable jerk designs an awesome band's most fantastical, logistically impossible night of live mega-Metal. The dream concert set: both the best and the best-known, played before an throbbing ocean of insatiable Metal freaks.

Each day this month, join HooM! as we die and go to Testament heaven. Hey great, drunk ass no shirt guy has appeared behind you and is climbing up your back; you now smell like seven types of B.O.; a crotch-grab to finger-sniff self-probe comes back negative for jeans-pissing but arouses suspicion from Goldie Hawn chick:

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