Setlist is a HooM! serial in which an unreasonable jerk designs an awesome band's most fantastical, logistically impossible night of live mega-Metal. The dream concert set: both the best and the best-known, played before an throbbing ocean of insatiable Metal freaks.
Each day this month, join HooM! as we die and go to Testament heaven. A bit of crowd turbulence during the previous song caused you to finally greet the foxy Goldie Hawn chick in the Forbidden shirt with a swift elbow to the breast; your exaggerated gesture of apology clotheslines a teenager so you high five each other like an outtake from The Naked Gun; sensing romance in the air, Testament wants to get you alone with the lights off: