Setlist is a HooM! serial in which an unreasonable jerk designs an awesome band's most fantastical, logistically impossible night of live mega-Metal. The dream concert set: both the best and the best-known, played before an throbbing ocean of insatiable Metal freaks.

Each day this month, join HooM! as we die and go to Testament heaven. You definitely have to take a leak but hope to just sweat it out; occasionally looking in your direction is a Forbidden fan who resembles cutie pie Goldie Hawn in Foul Play; if only you would have known Chuck Billy was about to rip your head off and shit down your throat, but alas now you have shitbreath:

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