Setlist is a HooM! serial in which an unreasonable jerk designs an awesome band's most fantastical, logistically impossible night of live mega-Metal. The dream concert set: both the best and the best-known, played before an throbbing ocean of insatiable Metal freaks.

Each day this month, join HooM! as we die and go to Testament heaven. Seven songs in, the crowd is fully lathered; the main floor, like Phil Anselmo, reeks of sweaty balls, cheap weed, and fart; Skonick seductively points his Les Paul at your crotch as he begins to DERka-derka-derka-derka DERka-derka-derka-derka DERka-ka DERka-ka DERka Derka-derka-derka-derka:

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