10.17.2008

AXL I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A GOAT THAT BELONGS TO ME




Not like I'm taking it personally or anything but the cover of the new Guns 'N Roses album is pure unfiltered garbage. Ripped from a margarine ad in Redbook, the image is so corny and faux-symbolic that my dick hurts. What o what does that large basket contain? Is it the barely-suppressed rage of persecuted Chinese? The flimsy and ill-fastened apparatus for keeping the universe from tumbling into chaos? The fixins for a ripping Sunday pic-a-nic? Fuck like I can even tell from the teeny weeny image (above). Everything is such a fucking travesty with Axl. It's one after another, satisfying his demands, doing everything just so, delays here alterations there, lawsuits, FBI, Best Buy holy planet of hell no supporter of a band should have to endure this fucktardery. Just do the damn shit or FUCK! OFF! AAAAAAAAXLLLLL!


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