It's hard for the normal human brain to conceive of the intense dumbness of Kiss. The band's frontman is so gay that he's straight again, the other guy won't shut up about his joyless, workmanlike sexual tallies, and then there are the two animatronic robots who back them. Oh and don't forget the merchandising, shitty production, multiple farewell tours, baker's dozen compilation albums, the makeup (oooh scary!), and the outfits. But most of all, the songs! The stupid, stupid songs. Flat, featureless riffs. Sub-moronic lyrics. 

I wouldn't be caught dead listening to an actual Kiss album, but even limiting our selection to known Kiss singles, we have tons to choose from for the crown of dumbest fucking Kiss song ever. I even know this many Kiss songs? Damn.

10. Shout It Out Loud
9. Crazy Crazy Nights
8. (You Make Me) Rock Hard
7. Calling Dr. Love
6. Love Gun
5. Tears Are Falling 
4. Let's Put The X In Sex
3. God Gave Rock 'N Roll To You II
2. Lick It Up 
1. I Was Made For Lovin' You

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