The real killer about wankbags like Ryan Adams (above, in a Metallica shirt) is the hypocrisy. See, wiggers get skewered and barred by polite society as people falsely adopting the behaviors of a different social group. So should not hipsters be persecuted likewise? they aren't mountain men, cowboys, or old tyme good ol' boys. But don't tell that to their beards. Yeah there are times I fear a hoedown will break out. Then people like Adams tire of the trend (which they credit to themselves) and move on to some other fake shit, i.e. 'getting into Metal.' No sale. Don't use Metal to prove to yourself that you're dangerous even without needle drugs. Wanna prove something, hunkypants? Play some metal songs to your honky-ass concert audience. I suggest "Pledge Your Allegiance" by Suicidal Tendencies. Urbillies out of Metal!